Mumma sez it ar mai birfdae.

Mumma gibd meh extra treetz an' walkies. Her say it ar mai birfdae!!

Mumma sez wuz two yearz ago when she fownd meh. I dunno, I's too fuzzeh. I jus kno I livz wif mumma an' she taek meh walkies an' gibs meh guushifuud an' luvz an' snorgls.

I luvz ebbryfing, aspeshulie mumma's boobyz, dey is soff an warm an' I paw-pawz dem.

I has happy.

Mumma ar hoam. Dis ar grate fing.

Squeezle opins teh bedroom door an' goze in, but I knoez I nawt allowd in bedroom. Mumma sez is kuz I pees on fings. I still goze in sumtiems, jus to look aroun.

I ar so happi dat mumma ar hoam. Mumma wuz goneded foar long tiem. But nao, she ar hoam, an' der ar a blankee on teh chair, an' dat ar mai noo sleep plaess. I luv sleepin' der.

I has had so much to tell mumma abowt whut goze on awl dae. Mumma juz sed, "I lub u too, Kibbletron". I guess dat okeh. I lubs mumma so mush I droolz.

Yay. Mumma.

I hazza conehead. :(

I had dis owwy spot on my side, but I telld mumma I wus fine. Sum kitteh bited me, but I nawt tellz who. Kuz I nont amembers.

But den it gottid a lumpy and den it wuz icky and sore!! I likd it an likd it but den mumma taek meh to teh vet.

STOOPY VET!! Dey gibd meh a surgeree an maekd meh awl sleepi, but den dey ebin puttid a CONE on my hed. DIS SUX!!! I no can walk rite!! I no can eet rite!! An teh girlcats keep starin' at meh all weerd!!!! arg!



U shud klix to see mai piktor biggr. *huff*

I gunna go sleep wif my hed on teh windosillz. U awl sux.

I eetid dat bunneh. Nommd it ded.

I ketchd teh bunny frum under teh bush... and den I went strait hoam. I sat on teh mat, liek gud kiti, waet foar mumma to opin door foar meh. I ketchd mai dinnr.

Teh othr kitiz tryd to swyp mai bunneh, but I no letz dem. I nommd it!!

Nuffin' left 'cept sum bunnyfluff at teh fuudbowl.

Nao, I taeks a nap.

I telld u I wud ketch dat bunny.

ohai thar

Yeth, it has been a whyl sinss I writed teh blawgpozt.

I goed to tennusee wif mumma. We dryvd thru missysippy, an' gottid lost, an all sorts ov stuffs. We saw weerd roadsigns... it were odd.

So aneewae, I ar hoam nao, an' just wunnid to sai OHAI to ebbreewun who folloz meh on Twitter an' on teh Innerwebz.

OHAI!!

Kthxbai.

Frizzles! Teh noo win.

Okeh. I haz diskubburd dat I lubs chikkin. Mumma sumiemz byez a chikkin, an' I nomz it. I lubs it.

Derz dis plaess, u can stays in car, dryve thru teh plaess. Is kald Frizzles. Mumma goze der sumtiemz. Lassnite, mumma goed der, an' got dis cold stuff inna kup. She sed somefing abowt it bein' melty, so she shud noms it.

Well, it were varee melty, it spild on teh mumma. She wuz dryvin, so I halpt her by lickin' her hand off so she cud dryve. Dis wuz BEST. STUFF. EVAR. OMG sooo taestee.

Mumma sez dey has a chikkins der too!! omg. Mumma sez if we goze an' gets teh mael, sumtimes teh chikkin be less a munnies, so we can has moar. I luvs chikkin. An dis othr stuff, dis... froozin kustrd. I lubs it. I nommd it. So dalishus.

I fink bunneh problee taest liek chikkin. I droolz jus finkin' abowt.