Mumma sez it ar mai birfdae.

Mumma gibd meh extra treetz an' walkies. Her say it ar mai birfdae!!

Mumma sez wuz two yearz ago when she fownd meh. I dunno, I's too fuzzeh. I jus kno I livz wif mumma an' she taek meh walkies an' gibs meh guushifuud an' luvz an' snorgls.

I luvz ebbryfing, aspeshulie mumma's boobyz, dey is soff an warm an' I paw-pawz dem.

I has happy.

Mumma ar hoam. Dis ar grate fing.

Squeezle opins teh bedroom door an' goze in, but I knoez I nawt allowd in bedroom. Mumma sez is kuz I pees on fings. I still goze in sumtiems, jus to look aroun.

I ar so happi dat mumma ar hoam. Mumma wuz goneded foar long tiem. But nao, she ar hoam, an' der ar a blankee on teh chair, an' dat ar mai noo sleep plaess. I luv sleepin' der.

I has had so much to tell mumma abowt whut goze on awl dae. Mumma juz sed, "I lub u too, Kibbletron". I guess dat okeh. I lubs mumma so mush I droolz.

Yay. Mumma.