I eetid dat bunneh. Nommd it ded.

I ketchd teh bunny frum under teh bush... and den I went strait hoam. I sat on teh mat, liek gud kiti, waet foar mumma to opin door foar meh. I ketchd mai dinnr.

Teh othr kitiz tryd to swyp mai bunneh, but I no letz dem. I nommd it!!

Nuffin' left 'cept sum bunnyfluff at teh fuudbowl.

Nao, I taeks a nap.

I telld u I wud ketch dat bunny.

ohai thar

Yeth, it has been a whyl sinss I writed teh blawgpozt.

I goed to tennusee wif mumma. We dryvd thru missysippy, an' gottid lost, an all sorts ov stuffs. We saw weerd roadsigns... it were odd.

So aneewae, I ar hoam nao, an' just wunnid to sai OHAI to ebbreewun who folloz meh on Twitter an' on teh Innerwebz.

OHAI!!

Kthxbai.