Frizzles! Teh noo win.

Okeh. I haz diskubburd dat I lubs chikkin. Mumma sumiemz byez a chikkin, an' I nomz it. I lubs it.

Derz dis plaess, u can stays in car, dryve thru teh plaess. Is kald Frizzles. Mumma goze der sumtiemz. Lassnite, mumma goed der, an' got dis cold stuff inna kup. She sed somefing abowt it bein' melty, so she shud noms it.

Well, it were varee melty, it spild on teh mumma. She wuz dryvin, so I halpt her by lickin' her hand off so she cud dryve. Dis wuz BEST. STUFF. EVAR. OMG sooo taestee.

Mumma sez dey has a chikkins der too!! omg. Mumma sez if we goze an' gets teh mael, sumtimes teh chikkin be less a munnies, so we can has moar. I luvs chikkin. An dis othr stuff, dis... froozin kustrd. I lubs it. I nommd it. So dalishus.

I fink bunneh problee taest liek chikkin. I droolz jus finkin' abowt.

I bin layzee

I knoez it, I nawt bin typin' liek I shudda bin.

Mumma bin walkin' meh ebbree day, an sumtiemz I seez bunneh an' chaess it.

Teh othr nite, mumma bin talkin' to some laydee, an' she let goez ov meh so I kud go luk foar bunneh. I goed walkin', I sniffed teh bushiz an' den wuz gonna sniffz moar bushiz but den I wuz stuk! Mai leesh nawt wunna lets meh. Datz okeh kuz i can has klevar kitteh. I zkootid owt bakwerdz an' went to tellz mumma dat teh leesh wuz meen to meh, nawt letz meh walkiez.

Mumma pikd meh up an' we goed hoam. We goed owt nex dae an' fownd mai leesh. I haz two, so iz okeh if I looz wun, rite?

(Elfi's note: I stopped to chat with a woman who asked questions about KB, and let go of his leash to let him wander around. He's not hard to locate again. After about five minutes, he comes strolling back, with no leash or harness. It had got caught in a bracket on one of the stairwells, and he'd scooted out of the harness. I'm so proud, he just came strolling back and we went home. The next day, I put his other harness on him and we went back out.)

I haz fun. I pees on stuf. It ar gud.

Yay! Car Ride!

I luvz car ride. Iz teh fun. I luvz watch teh othr cars goez awae, an' mumma singz wif teh raedeoo.

Todae, we goed to teh Kredy Onion. (Credit Union!) Dey maekz mumma has a munny, she sez. Mumma gibd dem a munniez an' den sum othr paeprz, an' dey gibd hur sum paeprz. Dey tryd to gibz meh a doggeh treet but I ar kitteh.

I nawt mynd goez to kredy onion, kuz dey has naiss sniffy booshiz. I snifz dem a lawt, an' I alwaez pees on teh lass wun. It ar mai favrit wun to pees on. Teh nex wun, I snifz it forebbur, mumma sez. But it ar soooo sniffy. I no can tarez mai noez awae frums it.

Enniewae, we kommd hoam nao. I taek nap an' snorz.