Yay! Car Ride!

I luvz car ride. Iz teh fun. I luvz watch teh othr cars goez awae, an' mumma singz wif teh raedeoo.

Todae, we goed to teh Kredy Onion. (Credit Union!) Dey maekz mumma has a munny, she sez. Mumma gibd dem a munniez an' den sum othr paeprz, an' dey gibd hur sum paeprz. Dey tryd to gibz meh a doggeh treet but I ar kitteh.

I nawt mynd goez to kredy onion, kuz dey has naiss sniffy booshiz. I snifz dem a lawt, an' I alwaez pees on teh lass wun. It ar mai favrit wun to pees on. Teh nex wun, I snifz it forebbur, mumma sez. But it ar soooo sniffy. I no can tarez mai noez awae frums it.

Enniewae, we kommd hoam nao. I taek nap an' snorz.