Ok, so der wuz a stoaree abowt a big meen kitteh whut sneekyPOWNS on a doggeh an' teh peeplz.
Teh doggeh livd, ownr paed teh bilz, etc etc, an ebbin *I* hoo haet doggeh, I finkd wuz a gud doggeh, kuz him luvd himz peeplz an' portektid dem.
But den! Owait! Turns owt, iz nawt such gud afferawl!
Kitteh did no powns an' attax teh peeplz. No! Kitteh rund awae, an' DOGGEH attaxd teh KITTEH! O, I knewd it! Nao, doggeh problee finkd it wuz bein' gud doggeh... chaess teh kitteh whut had big teefs.... but den derz a rly gud kweshtin: Whai a doggeh has no leesh? Ebbin *I* hoo iz a KITTEH!! I haz a leesh!!
Teh updaet ar heer: http://www.latimes.com/news/la-mew-mountain-lion7-2009may07,0,1017575.story?track=rss
http://opinion.latimes.com/opinionla/2009/05/the-mountain-lion-was-framed.html
Stoopd hoomins, lettin' der dogz off leesh. Leesh has a reezin. Ebbin I HAS LEESH.
Yesserdae, I had a skard ov a bunneh. Jus' sayin'. If I bin off mai leesh, I mite has runnd awae liek teh othr kitti tryd do. Bunnehs ar konfoozin' to meh. Insted I askd mummah to pix meh up an' portekt meh, kuz Mumma duz dat.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
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