Mummaz hoam!

Mumma went to watch teh Star Trek moovy. She sed it were priddy gud. I dunnoze nuffin' bowt Star Trek but I knoes I luvz to goze walkies. So when she gottid hoam wif Daddeh I got to goze walkies, whish iz awsuum.

Derz buggeez owtsied, dey maek teh buzzy noiz. Mumma sed kud be frawgz too, but I finks deyz buggeez.

I varee glad I nawt ketch dat stoopy lizar! Mumma luukd on teh intarwebz, an' it sed derz sum kinna poizin in bloo-tayl lizarz! omg! Dis ar varee skaree to meh. I thot teh orinj wunz asposd to be poizin, but iz bloo wunz too!!

Stoopd lizarz.