Oboi. Walkies!

I luvz walkies. I speshly luvz dem when is nite-tiem, in teh tiem when ar dark, an' kittehz kan prowlz.
(I love walks. I especially love them when it's nighttime, when it's dark and kitties can prowl.)

So sins mumma up awl nite, I annownzd we goze walkies nao.
(Since mama is up all night, I announced we should go for a walk now.)

I had sush a gud tiem. Furst, we goed to teh booshiz neer teh front dore. I piddld on dem. Den I snift sum kars. Den, akross teh parkylawt, derz moar booshiz! I snift dem awl, an' choze teh mos oshpishiss wun to piddl on. Den I snift teh big red pikkuptruk whut haz horztraylr. Dat truk ar VAREE snify.
(I had such a good time. First we went to the bushes near the front door. I piddled on them. Then I sniffed some cars. Then, across the parking lot, there are more bushes! I sniffed them all, and chose the most auspicious one to piddle on. Then I sniffed the big red pickup truck that has a horse trailer. That truck has a lot of smells on it.)

I klawd a trie, den we goed up by teh othr bilding, I nawt bin der bafoar! Der wuz a whol buncha booshiz, I snift dem awl, an' I piddld on 2 ov dem. Teh nitetiem ar varee snify.
(I clawed a tree, then we went up by the other building. I have not been there before! There were a whole bunch of bushes, and I sniffed them all, and piddled on two of them. The nighttime is full of smells.)

Den I fownd dis piel ov stinky, laik a doggehpoops. It wuz unnar a trie, so I lukd up to maek shur if doggeh wuz inna trie or if teh trie poopd. Shur wuzznt no doggehz arown, so it mussa bin teh trie whut poopd.
(Then I found a pile that was stinky, like dog poop. It was right under a tree, so I looked up to see if a dog was in the tree, or if the tree had pooped. There were no dogs around, so it must have been the tree that pooped.)

I snift sum moar karz, den mumma sed, "Kibblz, is u dun YET?" I komd ovr to mumma an' put mai pawz up on hur leg, kuz I lubz her, an I wuz reddy to go hoam. I liek it when mumma karryz meh hoam.
(I sniffed some more cars, then mama said, "Kibbles, are you done yet?" I came over to mama and put my paws up on her leg because I love her, and I was ready to go home. I like it when mama carries me home.)

I kommd insied, an' teh othr kittehz snift meh. I huffapufft at dem, kuz I no liek othr kitiz snifin meh. I eetid sum fuud, nao I goze luuk owt teh windo. Maebee nap. I dunnoze.
(I came inside and the other cats sniffed me. I huffed at them because I don't like being sniffed. I ate some food and now I'll go look out the window. Maybe I'll nap, I don't know.)

I luvz walkiez. Maebee in liek, idunno, 10 minnitz, we does it agin? yay!
(I love walks. Maybe in 10 minutes we'll go do it again.)