Sumdae...

Sumdae, I swarez... I will git dat bunneh. I luuk foar teh bunny ebbreh dae. Sumtymz, at nite, I seez teh bunny, an' I chaess it a liddl.

Dis wuntiem, wen Daddeh wuz hoam an' mumma wuz at werkz... teh bunneh were RITE DAR at teh windo!! OMG me an' Squeezl wuz so axcytid. We stard at teh bunneh an smakd owr moufs... bunneh luukd so nommabul.

Mumma bin goinz to work laetlee. She bin werkin varee hard an' daddeh sez him ar happi. I ar varee sad kuz mumma nawt hoam in teh nite tiem when teh dinnar happinz an I wanna goze walkies. But den she kom hoam an walkiez meh, an datz gud. I snorglz her lotz wen she hoam.

Mumma been sorting cards laetlee, iz foar game "Magic: The Gathering", an' I dunno whai she sorts dem. I fink maebee she has sum cards dat will make a money, an munniez ar gud, kuz dey buyz teh kiti fuudz. Nom!!