Mumma ons a 'venchur!

Mumma sendid meh deez piktorz. Mumma are onna 'venchur to teh Tennyseez. She gonna bringz bak moar boxiz foar ebbreewun. I liek to pee on boxez kuz dey iz mien.

Enniewaez, mumma sed she hadto piddl at teh ress areeaz, an dey had deez skolpchurz. Dey iz naiss to luk at. Mumma sez iz moh-zay-ik. Teh wun wif the big ylow lizar iz a bench foar sits on.

I wud piddl on deez too, kuz dey iz mien. Mumma sez she nawt piddld on teh skolpchurz tho. I gess dat ar gud kuz peepulz nawt asposd to piddl on stuff liek dat.